Make your fish feel like a boss

Though this office fish aquarium is cute, I can't believe the conversation that must have taken place in some conference room to bring the idea to life:

Marketing Dweeb: "Hey! I have the PERFECT idea! This idea is soooooo great that we'll make zillions! How about a fish tank that looks like a cubicle?"

Marketing Dweeb's Boss: "Spencer, just when I think you can't possibly be any more of a waste of oxygen, you come up with an idea like this. You are BRILLIANT!"

Question for Clothing Manufacturers

Why why why do you make the softest most luxurious feeling clothing....something so dreamy it feels like you are wearing kitten hugs all over...then use barbed wire to stitch in the tag and washing instructions??!!!

And not in just one place but two (behind the neck and along the left side of the torso. You all know what I'm talking about.)

Then...*THEN*...to top it off you make it so intricately woven that when I get enraged enough to try and rip it out on the way to work my whole shirt splits in half????

Seriously. Can someone answer this question for me?

Galactic Pizza Friday at the Office...

...where the size of the pizza is measured in light years. We like to call this one Cheese-zilla.



Opening the box was like lifting the hood of a car. It was so funny to watch my coworkers eat a slice where the crust is wider than their heads.

80's Dances - So Funny

We were listening to music here in the home office. A song came on and John says "I wish I could do the running man to this". We both laughed hysterically as we tried, in our very honky way, to remember how to do this particular dance. Fed up, I logged onto youtube (where you can go to learn pretty near anything) and proceeded to learn the Running Man and the Roger Rabbit. You guys would die if you could only see us now. Which you never will. But only if.......

Office Shenanigans

One guy here has been really sick (but it's just a sinus infection...yeah RIGHT!) and as a result, 3 of us have caught his 'sinus infection.' Well, when you contaminate the group for a week, and then stay home for 3 days, this is the very least of what you get:

Nostalgia

The guys in my office are talking about a show they used to watch when they were kids. They are about 15-20 years older than me so I don't recognize any of the characters: Witchiepoo, HR Pufnstuff, etc. They look up the theme song on youtube for me. It looks lame to me, but they love it. It reminds them of simpler times.

What I most remember watching before the bus came in the morning was a show who's theme song I still can sing. For your viewing pleasure, I present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dddm5bQeKvg

Time will tell

I'm quite curious to see where Barack Obama stands with regard to fighting between Hamas & Israel.