Stuff that irks me...

I really should change the name of this blog to "Rebecca McVents-A Lot"

Anyway, it is all in the hopes of making you laugh. I'm not really this grumpy. Well, kinda.

Here is my list:

When you are at work and a hair from your head somehow travels down under your shirt and you can feel it but not find it unless you pull the front of your shirt out and look around like you've lost something...then a coworker walks by and surely thinks you had a piping hot bowl of crack for breakfast.

When you are at work and REALLY need to go to the bathroom but when you walk around the corner you see the cleaning people are in there and have just hung a sign on the door saying "Closed for Cleaning" so then you go up the stairs to the 3rd floor and you bet...another cleaning crew is tidying up THAT bathroom at the same freakin time. (This is John's contribution.)

When you are at work and your coworker sends and receives more text messages every day than a whole gaggle of teenaged girls, but kindly leaves her phone volume set to "ridiculously obnoxious" so the whole office wants to bash that little Motorola to tiny bits.

When you are at work and it's Friday and everyone else leaves early because they either have a doctor's appointment or are taking vacation time and you are the chuckle head that gets to hold down the fort all by yourself.

When you watch The Office and are dying to talk about last night's hilarious show intro but since no one from Your Office watches it you get to sit through lunch listening to them all talk about the uber lame "Big Bang Theory."