Funniest work conversation ever

Someone in my office sneezes. It sounded like an 8 year old girl's sneeze. It ended up coming from John, the mighty hunter of the group.

Jay: John sure has a nancy sounding sneeze. Hey Jennifer, can I get you a tissue?

Rebecca: Jay, you know he could kill you, right?

Jay: Good thing he can’t bring firearms to work.

John: I don’t need a gun. I have my knives.

Rebecca: Jay, he could probably field dress you with a thumb tack and a spork.

John: I kill deer. Field dressing Jay would be child’s play.

Jay: Hey, I killed a snake the other day.

John:
Way to go Daniel Boone. Shall I give you your raccoon scout badge now?

Rebecca: (dying from laughter)