Monday AM Office Funnies

Yes, we bring on the funny pretty early around here.

Jay: What’s that smell?

Me: It’s my vanilla coffee. I know, it’s stinky…I’m sorry.

Jay: Smells like something Spoon would drink.

(‘Spoon’ is one of the technicians in our group, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. It is rumored that the only reason he works at all is because his wife says it keeps him out of trouble. He’ll even attest to that.)

Jay: One time I went in the tech office and saw some really fancy schmancy tea. I said “Whoever drinks this HAS to have a limp wrist.” It was Spoon’s tea.

Me: Normally I would think that comment is mean but I did see him moisturizing his face over in the tech room before he went out on a job.

Joe: I bet Spoon wears booties & mittens while he’s sleeping to keep his cuticles & heals from chaffing.

Tiffany: I bet he wears a shower cap.

Jay: I bet he wears a hair-net while he’s sleeping.

Me: Yeah, like Laura Ingalls.

Brian: I wonder how he rides his motorcycle.

Me: I’m betting side-saddle.